Rex, you forgot the </brag>.*
Wait, someone remind me: why was I drinking Bud Light at the Gawker offices at 2am with the Manhattan Borough President last night?
*I stole this.
The NYT versus Conde Nast cafeteria is a gem also! Next he’ll be headed to the Hamptons!
Don’t forget, he goes home with a lot of young girls, too.
Someone make a soul patch comment so that we can pack up this week and send it off.
The backlash to the Rex has begun.